I’ve had many awkward moments in my life, and not all of them linked to kink, in fact most of them come from my vanilla life.
There was the time S1 walked into the bedroom carrying a very large kitchen knife and an apple (he was 3). MrH and I were having sex, and he wanted the apple peeled. MrH calmly peeled the apple and S1 went back downstairs to watch his movie.
Then there was the time when S1 was about 13 and he told a room full of people that he thought I had planned to get laid that night. It transpired he thought it meant getting drunk.
I’ve learned to be very careful when I open my photo gallery just incase I haven’t moved a naughty image to my private folder, as friends sometimes don’t want to see MrH’s cock in glorious technicolor. I say sometimes, because the one friend that did see his cock was very complimentary… 😂
But probably the worst awkward moment for me was when I was learning to ride a motorbike. I was very overweight at the time and wearing a 4XL mens pants (not many shops sold ladies bike clothing and in fact even the shops thay do the sizing is atrocious. But I digress, when I swung my leg over the bike for the first time and sat on the seat the seam on the pants ripped.
There was an awkward silence as the 3 men doing the course all looked at me, having heard the noise. Eventually one of them asked the obvious question “was that your pants?” I was mortified. I had to complete the day with ripped pants among strange men, who even asked me “do you have something underneath?” Of course I did have clothing on underneath but there was that awkward moment where I couldn’t believe they had asked.
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