The importance of non verbal safe words

*Breaking News*

“A woman was rushed to hospital this morning after her cat forced her husband’s erect penis deep into her throat.

The woman was giving some ‘special attention’ to her husband under the bed sheets when their cat decided to sit on her head.
Paramedics said the man who shall remain anonymous told them “obviously the cat felt she could go deeper and decided to prove the point. It’s an extreme deep throat training method but effective. Next time she will remember to take a deep breath.”

He went on to say the cat who charges Β£20 an hour simply sits on the trainees head, forcing the head down. The claws are incentive not to resist.

It is important to have non verbal communication with the trainee. In our case my wife taps repeatedly on my leg to indicate she is unable to breathe.


I sent this to some of my friends this morning and as they laughed a lot I decided to share here too….. The incident did kindof happen but we didn’t phone an ambulance …. I hope it made you laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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